Exposed at the hospital
However, i had not realised that one of the tests for MRSA was a swab of the groin area !!
So, in front of two nurses, i was invited to lower my trousers so that one nurse could take the swabs. Well, bright red thong proudly on display, the nurse proceeded to swab both sides of my groin with the other nurse watching.
Busted, lol !!!