My underwear turns me on
Because the wife probably wouldn't appreciate my habits, I do all the laundry. Today while putting stuff in the washing machine I found a pair of undershorts that I had worn for three days last week. They were covered in crusty cum and dried piss. I took a big whiff and my dicklet spring to life ready for action. I quickly pulled them on and logged onto Xhamster and gave my underwear one last shot before tossing them in the washer.
I simply love masturbation.