Porn's Societal Benefits:) Part 1
Porn is always taking it on the chin from the pillars of society (many of whom, of course, are secretly porn addicts themselves): it's sexist/misogynistic, it exploits women, it ruins marriages, it leads to prostitution, porn addiction, blah blah blah.
I've had it with the constant attacks! With this new series of blogs, I'm decided to fight back in defense of the Porn Industry that you and I love so fucking much and can't live without.
Porn is actually very GOOD for society in many ways.
For this opening volume of Porn's Societal Benefits, let us examine how Porn cuts down on ******** PREGNANCIES and hence millions of needless, barbaric ABORTIONS. It accomplishes this in four ways.
1 - First and foremost, if you're a hardcore porn addict, you obviously blow most or all of your loads all over yourself or your computer, NOT in some bitch's cunt, duh.
2 - Porn encourages a number of sexual practices that have nothing to do with shooting cum into a pussy.
2a - For starters, there is obviously ANAL sex. As the great Skeeter Kerkove once said, "Anal sex prevents ******** pregnancies." Listen to Skeeter. Skeeter knows of which he talks. Because of the ever-increasing, widespread influence of Porn/Pornification of society, more and more young bitches are engaging in anal sex in their personal lives than ever before.
There's single anal penetration:
Double anal penetration:
Even triple anal penetration:
2b - Then there is the FACIAL, one of the oldest staples of porn. No bitch ever got pregnant taking protein loads on her kisser.
2c - Lastly, under sexual practices, there are other imaginative uses of cum in porn that again, having nothing to do with blowing it into a cunt.
CUM SPITTING:
CUM SWAPPING
CUM FARTING
CUM CHUG-A-LUGGING
CUM GARGLING
and MISC CUM PLAY not covered by the other cum categories.
3 - Porn - specifically Gorgeous, Flawless Perfect 10 Porn Whores - are making millions of wives and GFs Porn Widows. Their porn-addicted husbands and boyfriends don't even touch them anymore because they'd much rather jerkoff to say MICHELLE THORNE here (or hundreds of others). (Captioned photo courtesy http://xhamster.help/user/thrillseeker432) No fucking = no ******** pregnancies = no abortions.
4 - Closely related to No. 3 immediately above, Porn - specifically Gorgeous, Flawless Perfect 10 Porn Whores - are making millions of physically blah UNATTACHED females obsolete to the point where they simply drop out of the dating game and don't even try to find a boyfriend or husband any more. No boyfriend/husband = no fucking = no ******** pregnancies = no abortions.
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So as you see, porn greatly benefits society by preventing many ******** pregnancies in various ways, this cutting down on millions of needless abortions. (Added benefit: many of those saved ******s will grow up to become Porn Addicts themselves, thus perpetuating the cycle and THEMSELVES helping to cut down on even more abortions).
Next week: Porn's Societal Benefits, Part 2: How Porn Cuts Down on Ra*es. This has been a Public Service Announcement.
I've had it with the constant attacks! With this new series of blogs, I'm decided to fight back in defense of the Porn Industry that you and I love so fucking much and can't live without.
Porn is actually very GOOD for society in many ways.
For this opening volume of Porn's Societal Benefits, let us examine how Porn cuts down on ******** PREGNANCIES and hence millions of needless, barbaric ABORTIONS. It accomplishes this in four ways.
1 - First and foremost, if you're a hardcore porn addict, you obviously blow most or all of your loads all over yourself or your computer, NOT in some bitch's cunt, duh.
2 - Porn encourages a number of sexual practices that have nothing to do with shooting cum into a pussy.
2a - For starters, there is obviously ANAL sex. As the great Skeeter Kerkove once said, "Anal sex prevents ******** pregnancies." Listen to Skeeter. Skeeter knows of which he talks. Because of the ever-increasing, widespread influence of Porn/Pornification of society, more and more young bitches are engaging in anal sex in their personal lives than ever before.
There's single anal penetration:
Double anal penetration:
Even triple anal penetration:
2b - Then there is the FACIAL, one of the oldest staples of porn. No bitch ever got pregnant taking protein loads on her kisser.
2c - Lastly, under sexual practices, there are other imaginative uses of cum in porn that again, having nothing to do with blowing it into a cunt.
CUM SPITTING:
CUM SWAPPING
CUM FARTING
CUM CHUG-A-LUGGING
CUM GARGLING
and MISC CUM PLAY not covered by the other cum categories.
3 - Porn - specifically Gorgeous, Flawless Perfect 10 Porn Whores - are making millions of wives and GFs Porn Widows. Their porn-addicted husbands and boyfriends don't even touch them anymore because they'd much rather jerkoff to say MICHELLE THORNE here (or hundreds of others). (Captioned photo courtesy http://xhamster.help/user/thrillseeker432) No fucking = no ******** pregnancies = no abortions.
4 - Closely related to No. 3 immediately above, Porn - specifically Gorgeous, Flawless Perfect 10 Porn Whores - are making millions of physically blah UNATTACHED females obsolete to the point where they simply drop out of the dating game and don't even try to find a boyfriend or husband any more. No boyfriend/husband = no fucking = no ******** pregnancies = no abortions.
**********
So as you see, porn greatly benefits society by preventing many ******** pregnancies in various ways, this cutting down on millions of needless abortions. (Added benefit: many of those saved ******s will grow up to become Porn Addicts themselves, thus perpetuating the cycle and THEMSELVES helping to cut down on even more abortions).
Next week: Porn's Societal Benefits, Part 2: How Porn Cuts Down on Ra*es. This has been a Public Service Announcement.
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