Fun ways to masturbate

Hey guys,
Recently I've been getting a bit bored of the same things I do to pleasure myself all the time

So I ask anyone and everyone this, do you have any fun and horny activities I can do during the day? I can pretty much use things like a vibrating egg whenever I want so any unique and perfect times for me to use an egg will be greatly appreciated, also add what you want me to wear while doing it and I'll me send you back with how it went for me
And I also ask all of you to send me a message telling me what you would do to me if you had me, nothing is to extreme for me:) so bring it on:P
And finally, any challenges for me to try? Just as an example I've already tried a hose in both my holes and it feels spectacular.

So that's about it. Tell your friends to respond and remember that nothing is to extreme:)