Masturbation Survey
Found this on another profile, figured "Why not?"
(Feel free to re-post/comment with your own answers :) )
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Are you male or female?
Male
Age?
28
At what age did you start masturbating?
14, thereabout
How many times a week do you masturbate?
Everyday and usually twice a day (...I've never really done the math until now...WOW O_O)
Do you always orgasm when you masturbate?
Yeah
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself?
Once
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Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
Yep
In the shower?
Yeah...Handheld showerheads for the win! ;)
In the bath?
See above
Outdoors?
Not that brave
At work?
No
Every room in the house?
No
In a car while traveling along the interstate?
If I'm in a car, I'm usually with my fam...so
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What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
Change "significant other" to "crush", then Yes (Single :'-( )
A friend?
Don't have many friends...
A friend's spouse?
See above
A stranger?
Sometimes
A co-worker?
A member of the same sex?
Maybe a member of the same sex and I jerking off/enjoying a girl together
A member of the opposite sex?
Of course
A past lover?
Never had any of those :'-(
Other?
See my profile ;-)
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What position do you play in:
On your back?
Yes
Standing?
Yes
Kneeling?
No
Sitting?
Yes
Lying on tummy?
Rarely
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How do you play:
With left hand?
Sometimes
With right hand?
Yep
With a toy?
Don't have any (yet...)
With water from bath?
Oh yeah (again, gotta love handheld showerheads)
Written erotica?
Yep
Pictures?
Of course
Movie clips online?
...Like Hollywood movies? Not usually
Videos?
You know it
Something on TV?
Not really
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What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Of course
Gay or lesbian sex?
Lesbian...but on rare occasions, there has been a gay/femboy video that steeled my wool
Group sex or orgies?
Sometimes
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Yeah
Cumshots?
Hell yeah
Age play?
No
S&M?
Not really
Role playing?
Sometimes
Kinky? Please specify:
Cum tributes and jerkoff videos, girls' feet and armpits
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Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
Only recently
A chat room dialogue?
Oh yeah
Exchanged stories or pictures?
Absolutely
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Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
Who hasn't?
By who(m)?
Fam. members...*cringe*
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Like in person? No
Masturbated for the same sex?
No
Masturbated in a group?
No
Masturbated for a photo?
No
Masturbated for a webcam?
No
Masturbated for a video?
No
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Do you ever:
Play with your nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Yeah
Insert something or play with your ass?
No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
No
Use pain as a method of playing?
No
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Final questions:
Do you taste your cum?
If I'm REALLY super horny...but I usually lose the urge right after I cum
When was the last time you masturbated AND orgasmed?
Last night
Are you wet or hard now?
Will be ;)
Are you going to masturbate now?
Yeah
Are you a masturbation addict?
Don't think so, it doesn't interfere with my life
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation?
Oh yeah
What is the most you have played in one day?
A couple years ago, I jerked off four times...the day after I had a three-hour jerk session. AWESOME weekend. :)
(Feel free to re-post/comment with your own answers :) )
---
Are you male or female?
Male
Age?
28
At what age did you start masturbating?
14, thereabout
How many times a week do you masturbate?
Everyday and usually twice a day (...I've never really done the math until now...WOW O_O)
Do you always orgasm when you masturbate?
Yeah
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself?
Once
---
Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
Yep
In the shower?
Yeah...Handheld showerheads for the win! ;)
In the bath?
See above
Outdoors?
Not that brave
At work?
No
Every room in the house?
No
In a car while traveling along the interstate?
If I'm in a car, I'm usually with my fam...so
---
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
Change "significant other" to "crush", then Yes (Single :'-( )
A friend?
Don't have many friends...
A friend's spouse?
See above
A stranger?
Sometimes
A co-worker?
A member of the same sex?
Maybe a member of the same sex and I jerking off/enjoying a girl together
A member of the opposite sex?
Of course
A past lover?
Never had any of those :'-(
Other?
See my profile ;-)
---
What position do you play in:
On your back?
Yes
Standing?
Yes
Kneeling?
No
Sitting?
Yes
Lying on tummy?
Rarely
---
How do you play:
With left hand?
Sometimes
With right hand?
Yep
With a toy?
Don't have any (yet...)
With water from bath?
Oh yeah (again, gotta love handheld showerheads)
Written erotica?
Yep
Pictures?
Of course
Movie clips online?
...Like Hollywood movies? Not usually
Videos?
You know it
Something on TV?
Not really
---
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Of course
Gay or lesbian sex?
Lesbian...but on rare occasions, there has been a gay/femboy video that steeled my wool
Group sex or orgies?
Sometimes
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Yeah
Cumshots?
Hell yeah
Age play?
No
S&M?
Not really
Role playing?
Sometimes
Kinky? Please specify:
Cum tributes and jerkoff videos, girls' feet and armpits
---
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
Only recently
A chat room dialogue?
Oh yeah
Exchanged stories or pictures?
Absolutely
---
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
Who hasn't?
By who(m)?
Fam. members...*cringe*
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Like in person? No
Masturbated for the same sex?
No
Masturbated in a group?
No
Masturbated for a photo?
No
Masturbated for a webcam?
No
Masturbated for a video?
No
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Do you ever:
Play with your nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Yeah
Insert something or play with your ass?
No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
No
Use pain as a method of playing?
No
---
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum?
If I'm REALLY super horny...but I usually lose the urge right after I cum
When was the last time you masturbated AND orgasmed?
Last night
Are you wet or hard now?
Will be ;)
Are you going to masturbate now?
Yeah
Are you a masturbation addict?
Don't think so, it doesn't interfere with my life
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation?
Oh yeah
What is the most you have played in one day?
A couple years ago, I jerked off four times...the day after I had a three-hour jerk session. AWESOME weekend. :)
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