Christmas Present to the wife.

Well today for Xmas I gave the wife a gift voucher for a at a very special undergarment shop.
She was thrilled.
The next present was preceed by a little poem I had written her.

To my Wonderful wife Louise.

It’s funny you know, the way things go.
I was buying a toy that might give you some joy.
I wanted to share my expressions of care.
Wished to give you my love that fits like a glove.
The price I paid, thought out of plastic be made.
But I got a shock, it’s solid as rock.
It is made of steel and it is for real.
Started as a joke, now I wear the egg yolk.
A bad year you’ve spent so I wished to repent.
To make you secure, I sought out a cure.
A massage to relax and maybe climax.
No rushed advances, because I now know the chances.
No affairs have I had so don’t be too sad.
No affairs can there be, because you hold the key.
Tantric sex there can be, for no touching for me.
So now at your leisure I can give you some pleasure
I love you, cherish you and adore you..
Merry Christmas, Mark (There are PSs.)
PS. You now have both keys to the lock.
PSS. This was meant to be a bit of a Christmas joke.
PSSS. It’s up to you how you use it.
It does come with a nasty insert. Apparently it screws in easily.
But it does not screw out. So once it’s in place it stays there till the lock is undone!
Love You Love You Love You Love You Love You Love You Love You Love You Love You Love You

I then handed the gift bag to her which contained my chastity cage.
It took her a while to figure out what it was exactly. The it dawned on her I was to used on me not her.

Well I didn't know how she was going to take it. Was she going to be upset, angry, humourously amuzed or interested????

Well the answer is that I am now wearing this metal cock cage padlocked on. She has the keys and they are all ready hidden.

I wonder what the future may hold. I'll let you know.