I Don't Know Why

I am sitting here, well actually laying here with a 15in piece of a shovel handle in me. i love the feeling of something, anything up my butt. I started this morning with the shovel handle and then a bed post knob. then a guy on the internet told me i should try a hammer handle and i thought why not. i went to the garage and got my 5lb hammed and lubed it up and sat on the handle. She went right in and bottomed out. i played with it for a while, sliding in and out, it felt so good. then i had the desire to put something on. i took my secret box of cloths out, put on a garter, stockings, a bra, and a full slip, i pulled a dress out and started to put it on when i saw out of the corner of my eye, the wheel barrel. i flipped it over and felt the smooth hard handles. i got my KY jelly and lubed one of the handles. i pulled my dress and slip up and bent over as i backed up to the tip of the handle. i kept pressing harder until it popped into me, it felt great and was in the almost perfect position. i fucked and fucked my ass with the handle until i cum from my limp ass dick. i fell to the floor ripping the handle out of me. i felt great, as if i was ravaged. i was a little hungry so i went to the fridge and got a soda. i had a thought and grabbed an empty bottle and inserted it into my butt completely and went to the garage. i got into my car and drove to McDonalds and got some food at the drive through. i drove home and ate my meal and then went to the bathroom and forced the bottle out of me. i was tired and went to lie down on the couch. i put the shovel back into me and took a nap. why do i enjoy this so much?