Crazy night alone with gallons of fake cum

I really need to write here more, and on this exploration I will. But I'm 4 glasses of wine into this and smoked a bunch of weed. I'm so ready to go.
The past few days I've been experimenting with fake cum mixtures, how they work in toys, and some toys that give a real blast! Let me just say, I have several gallons of fake cum made, 4 dildos, and a 5th that squirts. I have 2 syringes (one larger) that I can fill and spray quite quickly. I use condiment bottles for the cum, quick refills and even when blinded by cum ;).
After much research I also recently bought a multi-use siphon pump which I have only used once with amazing results.

Once you get the right consistency for the toy ur using and to your preference, it is amazing. I have a small shower in the downstairs right off my office, When I've had time to prepare, I'll get all dolled up, put on my biggest tits, and stick all my dildo's to the shower wall.

One by one I go around and suck on them, imagining I'm just prepping them for what's to cum ;)
Then I get around to the special dildo I bought on one of my business trips, a Doc Johnson with a syringe that squirts.
So soft, and real feeling, I suck on this one and start pushing the plunger just enough to taste the pre cum and make it wet.
I'm so fucking hot at this point, I keep sucking it like a cheap whore, making all the same sounds, then I push that plunger, feeling the wet load fill my mouth, I empty the whole thing in my mouth and hold it open, letting it run down my cleavage.
From there, I proceed to quickly fill the syringe again with cum, I start sucking that dildo like I'm in a bukkake line up needed to get through the line. I eagerly suck that dildo while I quickly fill the syringe, then I pull back jerking it while it covers my tits in cum.
From here, I repeat the same thing, over and over, on my face, in my mouth, on my tits, then on my ass.

I'm so fucking hot at this point, rubbing my cum covered tits and body, moaning in pleasure, constantly filling and squirting that dildo all over me.
Then it was time, the new siphon pump I had bought, simple and cheap from walmart, but supposed to move a lot of water or oil easily.
I have the hose fed into a gallon jug of fake cum, one pump, nothing, second pump, you could feel it filling up, third pump, oh my fucking God! That thing came all over me like a hose, exactly what you see on those futra massive cumshot videos. (check my favs)

I lay there soaked in cum, unable to put into words what I had just done.
That was the first time...

I've made over 3 gallons of fake cum and plan on blasting the hell out of myself tonight. Message me if you're up ;)

I'm dressed in my business bitch best, big tits, suit jacket, skirt, thigh highs, boots, jewelry, lipstick, fake nails, what will tonight end up looking like?

I'm thinking of wondering around my buildings, ( I live in the middle on nowhere) there I can get quick facials around the place and have to walk around chancing being seen if someone is going by on the road. So hot, wait until I post the story about driving around the other night, giving myself facials at every pull over I could find.

I'm such a dirty little cum whore.


Feel free to ask me anything...