That Masturbation Thing

Are you male or female? Somewhere in between. Just a chick with a dick - lol!
Age? 61
At what age did you start masturbating? I started at 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? About 2 - 5 days a week
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? At least once

Where do you masturbate:

In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? Yes
At work? Sort of - self employed and often work from home
Every room in the house? Yep!
In a car while traveling along the interstate? No

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? Wife
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? Yes.
A stranger? Not so much
A co-worker? Not often
A member of the same sex? More over time
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Rarely

What position do you play in:

On your back? Yes.
Standing? Yes, mostly in the shower
Kneeling? Yes. Usually while attempting a sissygasm
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? While pillow humping

How do you play:

With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Now and then
With water from bath? Yep
Written erotica? Rarely
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? No

What is your favorite porn:

Pictures of naked or semi naked women? Yes.
Pictures of naked or semi naked men? Now and then
Straight sex between man and woman? Not as much as before
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? Yes.
Age play? No
S&M? No
Role playing? Not so much
Kinky? Yes

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Now and then
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? Yes I've been caught by my wife and a friend
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? Rarely, but love having an audience
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Often
Insert something or play with your ass? Toys when I can
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Toys
Use pain as a method of playing? No

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? Sometimes
When was the last time you masturbated? Last week - been a busy dry spell - lol!
Are you wet or hard now? Wet and semi hard
Are you going to masturbate now? Maybe later
Are you a masturbation addict? No - I have other hobbies as well - lol!
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Sometimes
Published by LapperOfLabia
5 years ago
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