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'What is up' and other great pickup line

Feb 7, 2020
Cock pics????????
00:21

May 26, 2020
Hey what is up???
02:43

Aug 1, 2020
Cock pics?????
00:09
Hey what is up?
00:14

Feb 5
Hey sexy cock
19:10

Hmmm. What to do? I mean, the guy's got an extensive repertoire of witty quips just begging for me to unload a gush of "Oh fuck me suck my cock and eat my ass then I'll fuck your cunt so much your balls'll have friction burns you sexy beeest you"

Now granted, few here are expecting the next literary genius to dazzle us with scintillating conversation.

But sweetheart, if this is a taste of how you hit on some crotch bulge in a bar, chances are pretty good you're gonna go home with the same date you had last night: your preferred hand.

Sorry. No sale. Moving on.....

Published by alode

5 years ago

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